Have you ever tried to sustain a relationship with a twat? It's hard work and you need to be completely not a twat yourself if you want any success in this. Which is really hard when you've just started being a teenager.

(As if growing up wasn't hard enough already.)

I remember thinking if you were 'the chosen' one, why does that mean your dress sense has to be so shit?

A celebration of teenage rebellion and resilience.

Anoushka Warden's debut play was directed by Royal Court Artistic Director Vicky Featherstone and Jude Christian.

Anoushka Warden's debut play My Mum's A Twat premiered at the Royal Court Theatre, London, in the Jerwood Theatre Upstairs on 8 January in a production directed by Vicky Featherstone and Jude Christian.